
Bachelor Party Date TBD
The Groomsman Invites
Read Further Below To Know Why William Loves You All...
The Groomsman Party is Limited to 4, But Party Planning Can Be As Many As We Want...





Ready To Learn What This Invite Is All About?
Before The Event
William is legally single.
Your Entrepreneur Friend Probably Has No Kids...
No Fun Bachelor Parties
Attending The Wedding And Seeing Will Get Wedded
No Cool Watch
After The Event
William legally is married (wow)
A Few Years Later He Will Probably Have a Mini Version of Him Walking Around (crazy)
A Bachelor Party and Memories That Will Last a Lifetime (guaranteed!!!)
Exclusive VIP Access To Bachelor Party Planning Crew (standing looking cool in front of everyone at the wedding + bonus flower thing on your suit)
BONUS: Unique Timepiece Gift From William
"Bro, you need to tell me about the groomsman so I can communicate with them and plan your bachelor party"
- Sagar Dasaur, William's Business Partner
Sagar Will Plan It!!! (Thanks)
William's Bachelor Party:
The Kabralls
TBD
Because Why not


TBD

William. You Already Know Me
I'm A Marketer
That's Why I Built A Funnel For You

""When are you going to send out the invite to your Groomsman?!""
- Dyan Tabia, William's Future Wife
May or may not be faked.

Geo & Sagar
"You should go"

Orifzon
"You should go"

Arya (William's Cat)
"You should go"
Time is Of The Essence
I need ya'll to confirm and make a group chat or something.
In fact, Dyan has been asking me to do this for months and I haven't made time to do it.
If you're reading this, it's because its a Sunday and I finally had time to make this website.
If you're reading this, It's because I care about you deeply
(I don't plan on getting married again, so this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity)
So click the big button below and get become a Groomsman TODAY.
Frequently Asked Questions
Absolutely—though we prefer to call them “incriminating photos and videos.” If you miss the live action, you’ll get a highlight reel to see what questionable decisions you could have been part of.
If you can stand up straight in a suit (or at least lean confidently), offer questionable advice at 2 AM, and keep top-secret wedding details under wraps, you’re basically a pro already.
You bet! We call it “brunch.” We’ll reconvene to swap war stories, rehydrate with bottomless coffee, and debate the night’s most embarrassing moments—because nothing cements friendship like collective regret.
Do I need prior wedding party experience to attend?
Not at all. We’ll show you everything you need to know about ring-bearing duties, dance floor etiquette, and how to deliver a toast that won’t make the bride’s mother faint.
What if I can’t attend every single event before the wedding?
No worries! We’ll have “Groomsman On-Demand” replays for any top-secret planning sessions you miss. Just be prepared for an onslaught of inside jokes you’ll have to pretend to understand later.


Disclaimer: The fun numbers and wild antics cited above are based on the epic legends of past groomsmen escapades. These tales of excessive merriment and legendary libations aren’t your typical night out, and we’re not implying you’ll hit that level of wildness every time. Your party results will vary depending on factors like your dance moves, your stamina for storytelling, and the mysterious forces of the night. All groomsman missions come with the risk of extra laughter, spontaneous karaoke, and a hangover that might last until the next wedding season. If you’re not prepared to embrace the chaos, this invitation might not be for you.